The Weekly Sedition

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Is the honeymoon over?

Filed under: Comedy, Politics — mikewb1971 @ 11:55 PM



Current mood: amused

Perhaps the honeymoon is finally over when the comedians start poking fun at President Obama!

America’s liberals are asking the rest of us to give Obama time. Most of us agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
– Jay Leno

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
– Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds’ new President Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
– Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with convicted felons?
A: A fund raiser.
– Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between President Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to our society. The other is for housing prisoners.
– David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were in a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
– Jimmy Fallon

Q: What is the difference between President Obama and his dog Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
– Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the “Obama Change” bumper stickers off our roads.
– David Letterman


NOTES

  1. Reposted –
    1. Personal blogs – WordPress / Xanga
    2. KCUF Media
    3. Darth Mike
    4. New Mexico Liberty

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